testchamber19:

askevilwheatley:

testchamber19:

askevilwheatley:

Are you asking to be my Valentine, testchamber19?

U-uh… Yes, that’s what I’m asking, yes.

Oh, hm. This is different!

Well, I’ve never… exactly had a Valentine before! From the sounds of it, it’s just like testing, but it’s… on a two-person level? Like how it was with-

well, how it was before, I only had… one, so then all of my attention, that’s it, right? It would just be you and me, that’s basically it, right?

Indeed, that’s how it seems to work!

It may seem really silly now that you have so many test subjects. You’re probably thinking I couldn’t possibly compete with all of them, and you’re right.

But maybe if you spend just a little time testing just me… And if you can be really close to me when I solve it… Might, uh, heighten the effect, you think?

Hmm… you could be right! I mean, oh the solving, from the chassis it’s just grand, but, but you could be on to something! What if, oh here’s, this is a good one, I could wait for you, and watch you, right from the button! So when you get to the button? Oh, I can feel it right then and there!

testchamber19:

askevilwheatley:

Are you asking to be my Valentine, testchamber19?

U-uh… Yes, that’s what I’m asking, yes.

Oh, hm. This is different!

Well, I’ve never… exactly had a Valentine before! From the sounds of it, it’s just like testing, but it’s… on a two-person level? Like how it was with-

well, how it was before, I only had… one, so then all of my attention, that’s it, right? It would just be you and me, that’s basically it, right?

chimerachick:

askevilwheatley:

chimerachick:

oh god no fuck why shit oh my god I can’t

i can’t

nope

nope nope nope

oh, please. is that the best you can do?

aren’t you supposed to be the evil one?

Oh, we’re feisty!

That’s perfectly fine, you know, because I do have plenty of other things around, let’s see… I can make a lot vibrate and writhe inside you if I can find them all. Doesn’t have to be all me.

Unless, you know, you’re into that?

chimerachick:

oh god no fuck why shit oh my god I can’t

i can’t

nope

nope nope nope

geggidy:

I don’t take full 100% credit of this because the idea stemmed from chimerachick.

But.

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( And that’s how Wheatley still has Wheatley Laboratories the end )

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